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• Q. Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
  A. Frankenstein because Dracula sucks.
• Q. What is a hotdog’s favorite phrase?
  A. Happy HalloWEINIE!
• Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
  A. Ghoul-aid!
• Q. What do you call two witches that live together?
  A. Broom mates.
• Q. Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you?
  A. To the living room!
• Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
  A. The alpha-BAT.
• Q. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
  A. They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
• Q. Why didn’t the ghost go boo?
  A. Because it had no guts.
• Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
  A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
• Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
  A. Because you can see right through him.
• Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
  A. Because he had no guts.
• Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
  A. “Ahh BOO!”
• Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
  A. “Spook when you’re spooken to.”
• Q. Who won the zombie war?
  A. Nobody, it was dead even.
• Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
  A. Tickle its funnybone!
• Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
  A. “Everything I eat goes right through me!”
• Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
  A. Twick or tweet!
• Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
  A. I scream.
• Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
  A. His GHOUL friend.
• Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
  A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
• Q. What is a witch’s favourite food?
  A. Goulash.
• Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
  A. Lots of blood tests!
• Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
  A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
• Q. Where is the zombie’s favorite room in the house?
  A. The living room.
• Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
  A. In a BOOster seat!
• Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
  A. At day-SCARE!
• Q. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
  A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
• Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
  A. Lazy bones!
• Q. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
  A. “Let’s get glowing.”
• Q. What did one ghost say to the other?
  A. “Do you believe in people?!”
• Q: Where do baby ghosts stay during the day?
  A: Day-scare
• Q: Which sport do vampires like to play the most?
  A: Bat-minton.
• Q: Why can’t skeleton musicians perform at church?
  A: Because they have no organs.
• Q: How can you make a witch itch?
  A: Take out the W.
• Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
  A: No body.
• Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
  A: Bone appetit.
• Q: What is a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
  A: A blood hound.
• Q: Where position did the goblin play in soccer?
  A: Ghoul-ie
• Q: What was the ghost’s favorite party game?
  A: Hide-and-go-shriek
• Q: Which room do ghost houses never have?
  A: The living room.
• Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and says quack-quack?
  A: Count Duckula
• Q: What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
  A: Suckers
• Q: What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
  A: Twick or Tweet
• Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
  A: To stop his coffin.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
  A: Frostbite.
• Q: How do monsters tell their future?
  A: They read their horror-scope.
• Q: Which amusement park ride do ghosts like the most?
  A: Roller ghosters.
• Q: How do ghosts like their coffee?
  A: Dark with extra scream.
• Q: What do you call a witch in the desert?
  A: The Sandwich.
• Q: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
  A: Ice-Scream.
• Q: What’s the problem with twin witches?
  A: You never know which witch is which!
• Q: Where do ghosts like to swim?
  A: The Dead sea.
• Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
  A: He had no body to dance with.
• Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
  A: A boo-tie.
• Q: Which building did the vampire visit in New York?
  A: The Vampire State Building.

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