Puns

  • Pumpkin Puns and Jokes

    Pumpkin Puns: Find a collection of pumpkin puns. These pumpkin-themed puns will make you laugh: Pumpkin Puns and Jokes Why was the pumpkin kicked out of the garden? Because it was a real gourd-geous. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a pie? A pumpkin pie! Why was the pumpkin late to the Halloween party? It had to carve itself out of bed. Why couldn’t the pumpkin play soccer? Because it was squash. Why was the pumpkin sad? Because it had a lot of gourd-geous expectations and they all squash-ed. Why was the pumpkin feeling depressed? It had a squash-ed ego. Why did the pumpkin go on…

  • Pizza Puns and Jokes

    Pizza Puns: Find a collection of Pizza Puns. These Pizza-themed puns will make you laugh: Pizza Puns and Jokes I’m feeling a little pizza-ed out today. I think I need a break from all the cheese and sauce. I’m a big fan of pizza. It’s my go-to comfort food. I’m having a tough time deciding what kind of pizza to order. It’s a real topping-dilemma. I’m feeling a little pizza-fied today. I think I need some crust to cheer me up. I love pizza so much, I could eat it every day and never get tired of it. I’m having a tough time deciding between two pizza toppings. It’s a…

  • Peeps Puns and Jokes

    Peeps Puns: Find a collection of Peeps Puns. These Peeps-themed puns will make you laugh: Peeps Puns and Jokes I’m a big fan of Peeps. They’re my go-to Easter treat. I’m feeling a little peepy today. I think I need some Peeps to cheer me up. I’m having a tough time deciding between two colors of Peeps. It’s a real peep-lema. I’m feeling a little peepy today. I think I need some marshmallowy goodness to lift my spirits. I’m having a tough time deciding how many Peeps to eat. It’s a real peep-dilemma. I love Peeps so much, I could eat them every day and never get sick of them.…

  • Pasta Puns and Jokes

    Pasta Puns: Find a collection of Pasta Puns. These pasta-themed puns will make you laugh: Pasta Puns and Jokes Here are some pasta-themed puns to make you laugh: I’m feeling a little noodle-y today. I think I need some pasta to fuel me up. I’m a big fan of pasta. It’s my go-to comfort food. I’m having a tough time deciding what kind of pasta to make for dinner. It’s a real saucy situation. I’m feeling a little spaghetti today. I think I need some pasta to straighten me out. I love pasta so much, I could eat it every day and never get tired of it. I’m having a…

  • Ice Cream Puns and Jokes

    Ice Cream Puns: Find a collection of Ice Cream Puns. These ice cream-themed puns will make you laugh: Ice Cream Puns I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! I’m feeling a little icy today. I think I need some ice cream to warm me up. I’m feeling a little melty today. I think I need some ice cream to cool me down. I’m having a tough time deciding what flavor of ice cream to get. It’s a real con-scoop-eration. I’m a big fan of ice cream. It’s my favorite way to de-stress. I’m feeling a little brain freeze. I think I had too much ice cream too…