St. Patrick’s Day Puns: Find a collection of St. Patrick’s Day Puns St. Patrick’s Day Puns Why was the leprechaun feeling depressed? He had a shamrock of a problem. Why couldn’t the Irishman open the juice bottle? It was Guinness. What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’Furniture. Why do Irish people have such big families? They’re always Paddy-ing on. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. Why couldn’t the leprechaun play music? He was all thumbs. What’s an Irish potato’s favorite dance? The tater tot. Why don’t Irish people like to use the phone? They prefer to shamrock and roll. What do…

Spring Puns and Jokes: Spring is a beautiful moment of the year. It means nice weather, longer days, greener landscapes, and awesome moments. Find a collection of Spring Puns and Jokes Spring Puns and Jokes How do you tell someone winter is over? You spring it on them! Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring? They were too busy planting kisses! Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around? Because he’s no spring chicken! After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step. Here comes the sunflowers You look fresh as a daisy That’s a budding romance What do you call…

Spider Puns: Spiders are creepy creatures Find a collection of spider-themed puns that you can use. Spider Puns and Jokes Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired. Why did the spider go to the doctor? Because it had arachnophobia. Why was the spider kicked out of the web? Because it had a lot of threadbare excuses. Why was the spider’s computer slow? It had too many cobwebs. Why was the spider’s power cord always tangled? It was a web-binder. Why was the spider’s website so popular? It had a lot of catch-y content. Why was the spider’s web in the trash can? It was a…

Skittles Puns: Find a collection of Skittles puns that will make you laugh. These Skittles-themed puns will make you laugh: Skittles Puns Why was the Skittles bag feeling depressed? It had no rainbow inside. What do you get when you mix Skittles with a ghost? A colorful spirit. Why was the Skittles bag feeling guilty? It had eaten all the rainbow. How do you know if a Skittles bag is feeling adventurous? It’s always ready to take a flavor journey. What do Skittles and unicorns have in common? They’re both full of rainbow magic. Why did the Skittles bag go to the doctor? It was feeling a little color-blind. What’s…

Skeleton Puns: The human body is so fascinating. It features more than 200 bones. Find a collection of Skeleton puns that will make you laugh. These Skeleton-themed puns will make you laugh: Skeleton Puns and Jokes Why was the skeleton unhappy at the party? It had no body to dance with. Why couldn’t the skeleton play music? He had no organs. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a comedian? A bone-afide jokester. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? It didn’t have the guts. Why was the skeleton always tired? It had no guts and no energy. What do skeletons say before they start eating? Bone…