Puns

  • Witch Puns and Jokes that will make you fall under the spell

    Witch Puns and Jokes: Find a collection of Witch Puns and Jokes that will make you fall under the spell Witch Puns and Jokes Why was the witch feeling depressed? She had a bad case of broom-boredom. What do you get when you cross a witch with a bee? A hex-bee! What do you get when you cross a witch with a giraffe? A spell-neck! Why was the witch kicked out of the coven? She was a little too hex-centric. What do you get when you cross a witch with a snake? A hiss-hex! What do you get when you cross a witch with a sheep? A wool-hex! What do…

  • Wine Puns and Jokes

    Wine Puns and Jokes: Find a collection of wine puns and jokes that will make you laugh. Wine Puns and Jokes Why was the wine feeling depressed? It had grape expectations. What do you get when you cross a wine with a penguin? A tuxedoed bottle! What do you get when you cross a wine with a giraffe? A neck-trailing drink! Why was the wine kicked out of the bar? It was corked. What do you get when you cross a wine with a dog? A bark-vignon! What do you get when you cross a wine with a bee? A hive-five o’clock wine! What do you get when you cross…

  • Vampire Puns and Jokes

    Vampire Puns: Find a collection of Vampire Puns and Jokes that will make you laugh. Vampire Puns and Jokes Why was the vampire feeling depressed? It had bat-tered self-esteem. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! Why did the vampire go to the doctor? It was feeling a little drained. What did the vampire say to the garlic bread? “You’re a little too toothy for me.” What did the vampire say to the werewolf? “I’m glad we’re not howling at the same moon.” Why was the vampire kicked out of the disco? It kept trying to bite the DJ. What did the vampire say…

  • Turkey Puns and Jokes

    Turkey Puns and Jokes: Find a collection of turkey puns that will make you laugh. Turkey Puns and Jokes Why was the turkey at the party? It was a fowl ball! What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kangaroo? A bird that hops around saying “Gobble, gobble, hop, hop!” What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google!” What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The gobble-board! What did the turkey say to the chef? “Don’t go fowl!” What did the turkey say to the detective? “I’m a fowl play suspect.” What do you get when you cross a turkey with a giraffe? A bird that’s always…

  • Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes

    Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes: Find a collection of Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes that you can use. Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes What do you call a group of turkeys playing music? A fowl band. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A fowl strum. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks with a hundred legs. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a detective? A poultry-sleuth. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kangaroo? A poultry-pouch. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ladder? A fowl step. What do…